"If you want this monkey," states Tuscany Kindler, "you're gonna have
to come through ME..."
 

"Glamor provides entitlement - it's
common knowledge. And I'm entitled
to two monkeys." (Truffles Austin)
 

Stan Watts in the UK, at
12 years, was enjoying increasingly quiet evenings until Georgie arrived...
 

Christmas or Easter? Uh..EASTER! Froggies are the BEST!" (Obvious from Cara Bast's expression!)
 

"Pampered? I deserve it!" boasts Gina Austin. "Maybe I'll add some highlights after my shampoo."
 

"It's true, we're male models. Fortunately, we don't have to do any of those underwear ads other than an occasional Belly Band. We've got good agents, so its mostly coats and monkeys. All things considered, it's not a bad living."
(US citizens Thunder Dumais and Riley Mekker, with Australian, Pharaoh Murphy)
 

"Leggo you Chubby Mutt!"
"No, YOU leggo, you hairless string-bean!"
The McMahon's, Bonkers and Felicity, discuss their custody battle over Banarama.
 

Emma and Barnaby Ayers approach
decisions with more civility:
"You can HAVE Banarama, I'm taking Arnold with me! Na na na na NAH na!"
 

"You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out..." Annie Long loves the "shake it all about" part!
 

"You guys are my very best friends," snuggles Barney Trottier. "I'm the luckiest guy ever - GROUP HUG!"